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tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

(via pondsforchristmas)

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(via 1ugia)

i don’t know how to not swear

i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE

it’s a problem

(via that-filipino-kid)

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(via thebestkickassasian)

(via that-filipino-kid)

(via thatswhatshowoffsdo)

octupac:

im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

(via borinq)

iwanlewiss:

there are many things in this life i do not understand and this picture is one of them

(via borinq)

gothgirlfriend:

I wish I was talented and hot and cool so I could be in a band and drop out of school

(via imafuckingm0nst3r)

mumfoalandsons:

one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”

he never bothered me again

(via qurl)